Tim Tebow has Made Headlines again for Some Strange Reason

          Tim Tebow is a second-string quarterback and makes about 1,000 times as much as the President. I wish those fat, lazy slobs would get off of their asses and do something constructive instead of worrying about who's buying/trading who for how much. 

          

          Get over it! You played high school football - and maybe you started too - but now you're about 100 pounds overweight and you live off of food stamps, so if Tim Tebow and the Jets are the highlight of your day, then you truly need to find something better to do. 

          Lay off the doritos, beer, and cigarettes and you might actually be able to run long enough to call yourself an athlete. So, instead of living vicariously through some sub-par quarterback like Tim Tebow, you should be figuring out ways to get the weight off of that fat ass of yours. 

That is all.