Monday, March 26, 2012

And the Mega Millions Debacle Continues

          Just last week I read about the Mega Millions Jackpot being at around 259 million. Now they're saying that due to heavy sales it has skyrocketed to 363 million dollars. Really? People had to wait until it was over 300 million to start buying a large amount of tickets at once?

          Do they honestly think their chances will increase if they spend their next months salary on lottery numbers? The Mega Millions Jackpot will probably go to some 82 year-old prostitute with no teeth who will end up spending it on more heroin to feed her life-long addiction. Then some poor EMT will have to zip her up in to a body bad, and the money will be lost in limbo. 

          I get sick to death of hearing about a family full of dumb-asses winning millions of dollars with the Mega Millions Jackpot. I find it even more amusing when it is a rich family who doesn't need it, or some 80 year old woman with no kids, no spouse, and no family. Philanthropy FTW. That bitch better start chuckin' some cash over the fence to the people that need it. Hell, who knows, she'd probably leave it to her pet Chinchilla named Chichi so that she'll be taken care of after the old bitch is gone. 

          People never stop amazing me. 

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