Oprah's Transcendental Meditation

          Okay, so Oprah knows how to utilize transcendental meditation. I guess she'll sit down, cross her legs, rest her arms to the side and go 'hommmmmmm,' 'hommmmmm.' Wow, if I was an ugly, rich, black woman I would probably be saying 'hommmmm' too. What she needs to do is start maintaining a consistent wait and stop wearing make-up. 

          She says that transcendental meditation reduces her anxiety levels and brings her closer to God. Please, bitch. The only thing that you care about is money, and now you want to seem all spiritual but you're nothing but a goody-two shoes bitch. So take your enlightenment bologna to someone that gives a crap. 

         You can save that transcendental meditation crap for someone that cares, and right now, I think the only one that gives a rat's ass is you. If someone wants to learn hot to meditate then they probably already have too much time on their hands. 

Good Grief!