The KKK Wants to Adopt a Highway

In an odd turn of racist events, the KKK has asked the state of Georgia to allow them to adopt a highway. Their application was declined.

They are saying they are no longer racists and that they simply love being white. They still burn crosses, but apparently it is more for symbolism than anything.

I nearly spewed my lunch when I read about the KKK wanting to adopt a highway. To be honest though, I don't believe they are racist like they used to be. Even though black people are often seen stealing, killing, and doing other various violent acts, the KKK does not go to their doorsteps and hang them.

I say give it to them; we need all the help we can get to clean up our country, so if the KKK wants to do that, then by all means, let them.

                                                           

God is a Criminal

God is a criminal. He has several characteristics and none of which I particularly like. If a person in our society were to act like God does, he would find himself in prison and on death row.

If you knew a crime was being committed, would you report it? Well, guess what...If you didn't, you could be charged for being an accomplice, or an accessory.

According to churches, God knows all and sees all, yet does nothing to stop horrific things from happening, even though, according to those churches, he's capable of 'divine intervention'. So, does that mean that God is a criminal? Yes, because if a person knows a crime has taken place, they are required by law to report it.

Not only is God a criminal, he is also an asshole. These are some characteristics of God that make me think he's an asshole:

• He's Jealous
• He's Hateful
• He's Spiteful
• He's Vengeful
• He's Sexist
• He's Greedy
• He's a Murderer

I still don't understand how anyone can 'live their life' for a person or entity like this. It boggles my mind. The worst part is that God is openly admits he is like that. He is an asshole.

Someone in our society with these characteristics would be sentenced to life without parole, or would be put to death. I would even advocate for it. God is an asshole. God is a criminal. 

Mike Wallace Dead at 93

Many of us grew up watching Mike Wallace on 60 Minutes. It was a very good show, and Mike Wallace was an even better reporter/journalist.

In remembrance of Mike Wallace, 60 Minutes will host a memorial show on Sunday, April 15.

Mike has been in the spotlight since the 40's where he made television and radio appearances. He was an actor, reporter, narrator, and host.

Wallace will be remembered for his hard-core interrogations and his personality. His last on-air interview was with steroid-user Roger Clemens back in 2008. His interview with Barbara Streisand was also one of his most memorable.

Thomas Kinkade Dies at 54

Thomas Kinkade Died

Well, after 54 years of life, Thomas Kinkade died of unknown causes. The painter was seen as a 'commercially-oriented' painter. Oh, well I suppose. The old guy was rich.He also had a dark side. 

According to reports, Thomas Kinkade loved to drink and drive. He also enjoyed defrauding people of their money, which he was eventually caught doing. His business was in shambles, and his life was going nowhere. Now he's dead. 

Okay, now his paintings will be worth substantially more. Maybe he painted while he was drunk off his ass? Maybe he made love to his dog while painting beautiful works of art - we don't know and probably never will. 

But, what we do know is that Thomas Kinkade is now dead and will be producing no art. He has gone, vanished. Thomas kincaid is now topsoil. 

Good bye Mr. Kinkyaid. You will be missed by someone. 

Resurrection, My ASS

Resurrection did not Occur

I don't care how many old, wrinkly preachers talk about the resurrection of Jesus Christ - it didn't happen. These are stupid stories that are passed down from generation to generation, and eventually become sensationalized. 

Sure, Jesus Christ was probably a real person. I'm certain he wasn't a white, long-haired hippy with blue eyes, but for the sake of argument, let's say he existed.

Aight, so he lived, broke the law, and died horribly on a cross. Crucifixion was a common way to kill people back then. The cross doesn't symbolize God anymore than Starbucks Coffee does. The whole idea of this guy rising from the dead and being brought to heaven is a joke. 

These religious nut cases that believe in resurrection are just that - nut cases. All religions should be banned; if you want to believe in some fictional being/entity, then so be it, but stop asking for tax-free havens to preach your stupid bullshit in. 

No one owes you anything, so stop begging for shit. 

Racially Charged Murders Make Tulsa News

Tulsa News: Die Nigger, Die

This Morning, Tulsa Police arrested two racists: Jake England and Alvin Watts. According to Tulsa News sources, England created posts on Facebook talking about the anniversary of his father's murder. England's father had been killed by a black man. England used racial slurs like Nigger to express his frustration. From there, England and Watts allegedly killed 3 black people and injured two more.  

The Tulsa shootings will outrage many Negros and I'm sure there will be retaliation from Tulsa's black community. To be honest, I hope rednecks and niggers start killing each other. There are currently too many of both in the country and pitting them against each other will definitely help weed them out. 

So, once again, something negative has hit Tulsa News and I'm sure this won't be the last of it. Rednecks and black people don't mix. Maybe some day blacks and whites will get along, but for now, I'm gonna' grab my popcorn and enjoy watching them kill each other off.   

And The Winning Lottery Numbers Are:

EDIT- CHECK BOTTOM FOR NUMBERS

          I don't know what the winning lottery numbers are because they haven't drawn yet. As far as I can tell, we still have 15 minutes to go, so hold on to your hats people. . . it's gonna' be a crazy ride. 

          Everyone who buys a ticket, regardless of the number of lottery numbers purchased, will have the same chance of winning: 1 in 176,000,000. So, if you are a lucky person, you still only have a 1 in 176 million chance of getting those 640million dollar lottery numbers. 

          I'm sure we would love winning mega million bucks, but let's face it. . . we aren't all going to win, so if you don't win, just go about your normal, mundane life and keep going on as usual. The Mega Millions Numbers will be on everybody's mind tonight as we wait in anticipation for what can be a life-changing experience. 

          I HAVE THE WINNING NUMBERS!!!! I already know it. Why do I know it? Because I do. lol

Good luck with the Winning Lottery Numbers. 




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THE WINNING LOTTERY NUMBERS ARE:


46 - 23 - 38 - 4 - 2 - Mega Ball: 23

Mega Millions Powerball Lottery Drawing Tonight for 640 Million

          Well, the Mega Millions Lottery is well underway, and the drawing is tonight. If you want a piece of 640 million dollars, then hop out and grab yourself a ticket. Be careful, though, because local businesses in Tulsa, OK were jam-packed with crazed people that had dollars in their eyeballs. They were fairly zombie-like; no doubt they were thinking about what they would do if they spent the money. 

          Here are a list of things that I'd do if I won the Mega Millions Lottery tonight:

1. Buy every person in my family a house. 
2. Buy 2 brand-new Honda Civic Hybrids - one for myself and one for my wife. 
3. After that, I would buy a super-awesome computer with 3 monitors, a split keyboard, an extremely comfortable computer chair, and I would pay my internet bill up for the next 30 years. 
4. I would then start a writing business, and I would continue writing while my money accrued interest in a savings account somewhere - let me rephrase. . . several savings account. 

Granted, if I won the Mega Millions Jackpot, I would do a lot more things, but these would be the basics. I wouldn't go all extravagant, because I'm simply not like that. I don't need or want for much, therefore I wouldn't purchase much. 

However, the odds that a person will win are 1 in 176,000,000. Those are pretty shitty odds. So yeah, it's fun to think about what you'd do if you won, but let's face it. . . there are 176,999,999. chances that you're not going to win. 

Good luck to everyone. I just hope that the person/people that win the money actually deserve the money. I hate seeing some extremely old, wealthy person nail the jackpot. Or, some redneck with only 2 front teeth. I hope it goes to a family that struggles every single day to make ends meet. And then I hope they're responsible enough to hold on to that money, because it may be spent before ya' know it. 

Bell's Palsy: The Drooping Face

Bell's Palsy

          Bell's Palsy is now a hot topic, and do you know why? Because Kim Mulkey, a basketball coach for Baylor, was diagnosed with it. 

          Really? When was the last time anyone has ever heard of Bell's Palsy in the news? I don't know that I ever have, but here I am, minding my own business and BLAM!!! I'm molested with news flashes of some coach for some basketball team having a drooping face. Give me a break. Kim Mulkey is nothing special; she is no more special than the rest of the people on this earth. People that watch sports are a serious bunch of losers. 

          You guys vote for people to get in to office who are willing to slice the Education budget in to pieces, but you're all for paying some coach of a stupid fucking game millions of dollars so they can stand on the sidelines, pop out a few veins and spit as they yell at the people they're 'coaching.' This is utter ridiculousness. 

          And you idiots wonder why you're so stupid. It amazes me that many of you will go on to reproduce and pop out a few dumbasses just like yourself. I wish people that watched sports would be as outraged about sport's unions as they are about teacher's unions. Your priorities are FUCKED! 

          Kim Mulkey's droopy face will be shoved in MY face for the next week because of retards like you sports fanatics. Get a fuckin' life - get your priorities straight. 

George Zimmerman was Beaten up by a 17 year old.

George Zimmerman had his Head Bashed in to the Ground

News reports are stating that George Zimmerman, the person accused of killing Trayvon Martin, did sustain head injuries during the altercation with Martin. There is a Zimmerman video floating around that seems to take Zimmerman's case and tear it to shreds. Watch here:

So, now we have a video showing a seemingly unscathed man walking nonchalantly down some hallways. Also, we see that the police are being very nice to this man - something I find rather odd given the fact that he admittedly shot and killed Trayvon Martin.

Perhaps Martin and Zimmerman did get in to an altercation that day, but let's face it - the kid was 17, he was skinny, and was carrying skittles. Was Martin throwing skittles at Zimmerman? Perhaps Zimmerman suffers from skittlephobia?

Whatever the case may be, one thing is for sure -  a Mexican and a Negro will be off the streets for a while. 

Raspberry Ketones: Potential Weight Loss

Raspberry Ketones: Potential Weight Loss

          Well, we all know that guys and gals are always on the lookout for a new, lazy-man's way to lose weight. Well, Dr. Oz plugged the newest diet fad called Raspberry Ketones. According to studies, the ketones found in raspberries increase the body's production of adiponectin, which is a hormone that our body uses to metabolize fat. Well, it worked on mice. 

          Okay, great. So, should we buy your Raspberry Ketone product, or should we just eat a shit-load of raspberries? If the ketones that stimulate the production of adiponectin are IN the raspberries, one could assume that eating more raspberries will also help maintain and lose weight. 

          Not only that, but this Dr. Oz character is plugging this product with no 'real' evidence to back it up. Yeah, it worked on mice, but are we mice? Do we have so much in common with a mouse that we can simply transfer data from one to the next? I think not. Give me a break, Dr. Oz. Raspberry Ketones may help, but let's face it - every time a pharmaceutical company gets hold of something, they end up fucking it up. 

Jetblue Pilot goes ApeShit

          Well, another victim of PTSD has suffered a nervous breakdown, except this time he was supposed to be flying a plane for Jetblue when it occurred. 

          According to some of the passengers, the Jetblue pilot began yelling stuff about Iraq and that they all needed to say their prayers. Some people even heard something about a bomb. 

          Well, I'm just going to say that this is the fault of the George Bush Regime. If George Bush hadn't dragged us through all of this bullshit with WMD and having constantly scared the shit out of people with the terror threats, and all of that. 

          So, instead of looking at this Jetblue Pilot for what has happened, we need to start looking at George Bush's dumbass. He's the one that started all of these scare tactics, and this is what happened. 

          Apparently, this man was a vet and was having an 'episode'. I'm going to just call that a Georgisode. Here are some videos for you:

ObamaCare May Get the Boot

Great. I know I don't want to be forced to pay for healthcare. I'd rather just go in to the Emergency Room when I get sick and let other people pay for it - that's what Bush told me to do, because that's how every American is able to get free healthcare. 

Yeah, those collections agents will call at all hours of the night, but oh well. They can just tack it on to my credit report, because the ex-President of the United States told me that in order to get healthcare, I just walk in to an Emergency Room and have them check me out. 

All of this ObamaCare talk is getting on my nerves and the Supreme Court Justices may just tell Obama to go fuck himself.If the Supreme Court Justices want to tell Obama that his healthcare plan is unconstitutional, then so be it. It won't effect me at all, because I will continue walking in to the Emergency Room every time I feel like I'm getting sick. 

In addition, they need to then argue that car insurance mandates are also unconstitutional, because if his healthcare policy is, then the insurance mandates have to be as well. If we get in to a car wreck, then it's our own responsibility to have to pay for damages, or get the other person to pay for damages. Right? Isn't that the argument they're making against ObamaCare? Healthcare is a personal responsibility thing? pffft. 

I don't really care what the outcome is, because I'm still going to waltz right in to the emergency room every time I need to, because that's what I was told to do. Whether Bush is a dumbass or not doesn't matter. . . he was our President and we're supposed to respect him for that, right?

Meh. 

And the Trayvon Martin Case Continues

Well, now we're learning that Trayvon Martin was a hoodlum. Okay, so a Mexican shot and killed a black kid for no 'apparent' reason, but let's face it. When a black person is walking down the road carrying items that may or may not have been stolen, then there is reasonable suspicion enough to track that black child down and question him. 

I'm going to assume that George Zimmerman, the man accused of shooting Trayvon Martin, thought Trayvon was a thief and was getting away with a crime. That's a logical assumption, so I won't go back to that. Something happened and a boy was killed. 

According to news sources, Trayvon Martin was a trouble-maker. He skipped school, was under suspension from school for 10 days, and was in trouble all of the time. Trayvon's parents have since deleted his Facebook account. I would imagine his parents did this because Trayvon probably got on there talkin' about killing white people and stealing stuff. 

I knew that there was more to this story when it broke. The black person always seems to get special treatment because people always think everyone is racist. The guy that shot him was Hispanic, so wouldn't he also be subject to the same type of racism, if not more?

The only other thing I have to say is that there is one less hoodlum running the streets during the day when he should be in school. 

The Religious Nuts are at it Again

Well, this new story doesn't surprise me. According to some websites, the Glad Tidings Assembly of God, a Pennsylvania church, kidnapped at gunpoint, assaulted, and scared the fuck out of some kids under the age of 18. 

This was supposed to be part of an exercise to get the children to realize what it's like to be a missionary around the world. Really? It's necessary to traumatize a bunch of teenagers so that they will what - want to be a missionary after all of that? 

So far no arrests have been made, but apparently one of the 'kidnappers' was an off-duty cop who used his police gun in order to 'stage' this kidnapping. The Glad Tidings Assembly of God and this cop need to get in to some serious trouble. 

And Christians have the right to be afraid of Muslims? Give me a break. Christians are just as bad as the Muslims are. This is an example of why that statement is true. Or, shall I remind you of Timothy McVeigh. 

The Glad Tidings Assembly of God needs to have their church status revoked, they should have to pay damages to those children, and the pastor, whom was in the room during the 'scare tactic' needs to go the fuck straight to jail so that Bubba can show him how his God can protect him. 

Bobby Brown is at it Again

Will Bobby Brown ever stop being in the news? First he continuously beat his ex-wife, Whitney (Druggie) Houston, and now he's moved on to trying to kill people on the road for driving under the influence. 

Bobby Brown  has found himself behind bars once again. Apparently he blow a 0.8 BAC and is currently behind bars in Van Nuys, CA. Well, that's where he should be. Black people can't seem to keep themselves out of jail, can they? They wonder why white people dislike them. . . . here's a clue - Stop doing shit that is against the law. 

There are many different kinds of black people, some that are decent, some that are not, and some that are criminals. . . yeah, yeah. . . . there are white people like that too, but let's face it. With people like Bobby Brown  running around, it's no surprise why Trayvon Martin is dead.

Drinking and driving is not a good idea. Click here for information about traffic accidents. 

C'mon guys. It's time to have some decency and stay out of trouble. 

And the Mega Millions Debacle Continues

          Just last week I read about the Mega Millions Jackpot being at around 259 million. Now they're saying that due to heavy sales it has skyrocketed to 363 million dollars. Really? People had to wait until it was over 300 million to start buying a large amount of tickets at once?

          Do they honestly think their chances will increase if they spend their next months salary on lottery numbers? The Mega Millions Jackpot will probably go to some 82 year-old prostitute with no teeth who will end up spending it on more heroin to feed her life-long addiction. Then some poor EMT will have to zip her up in to a body bad, and the money will be lost in limbo. 

          I get sick to death of hearing about a family full of dumb-asses winning millions of dollars with the Mega Millions Jackpot. I find it even more amusing when it is a rich family who doesn't need it, or some 80 year old woman with no kids, no spouse, and no family. Philanthropy FTW. That bitch better start chuckin' some cash over the fence to the people that need it. Hell, who knows, she'd probably leave it to her pet Chinchilla named Chichi so that she'll be taken care of after the old bitch is gone. 

          People never stop amazing me. 

Tim Tebow has Made Headlines again for Some Strange Reason

          Tim Tebow is a second-string quarterback and makes about 1,000 times as much as the President. I wish those fat, lazy slobs would get off of their asses and do something constructive instead of worrying about who's buying/trading who for how much. 

          

          Get over it! You played high school football - and maybe you started too - but now you're about 100 pounds overweight and you live off of food stamps, so if Tim Tebow and the Jets are the highlight of your day, then you truly need to find something better to do. 

          Lay off the doritos, beer, and cigarettes and you might actually be able to run long enough to call yourself an athlete. So, instead of living vicariously through some sub-par quarterback like Tim Tebow, you should be figuring out ways to get the weight off of that fat ass of yours. 

That is all. 

Oprah's Transcendental Meditation

          Okay, so Oprah knows how to utilize transcendental meditation. I guess she'll sit down, cross her legs, rest her arms to the side and go 'hommmmmmm,' 'hommmmmm.' Wow, if I was an ugly, rich, black woman I would probably be saying 'hommmmm' too. What she needs to do is start maintaining a consistent wait and stop wearing make-up. 

          She says that transcendental meditation reduces her anxiety levels and brings her closer to God. Please, bitch. The only thing that you care about is money, and now you want to seem all spiritual but you're nothing but a goody-two shoes bitch. So take your enlightenment bologna to someone that gives a crap. 

         You can save that transcendental meditation crap for someone that cares, and right now, I think the only one that gives a rat's ass is you. If someone wants to learn hot to meditate then they probably already have too much time on their hands. 

Good Grief!