The KKK Wants to Adopt a Highway

In an odd turn of racist events, the KKK has asked the state of Georgia to allow them to adopt a highway. Their application was declined.

They are saying they are no longer racists and that they simply love being white. They still burn crosses, but apparently it is more for symbolism than anything.

I nearly spewed my lunch when I read about the KKK wanting to adopt a highway. To be honest though, I don't believe they are racist like they used to be. Even though black people are often seen stealing, killing, and doing other various violent acts, the KKK does not go to their doorsteps and hang them.

I say give it to them; we need all the help we can get to clean up our country, so if the KKK wants to do that, then by all means, let them.

                                                           

God is a Criminal

God is a criminal. He has several characteristics and none of which I particularly like. If a person in our society were to act like God does, he would find himself in prison and on death row.

If you knew a crime was being committed, would you report it? Well, guess what...If you didn't, you could be charged for being an accomplice, or an accessory.

According to churches, God knows all and sees all, yet does nothing to stop horrific things from happening, even though, according to those churches, he's capable of 'divine intervention'. So, does that mean that God is a criminal? Yes, because if a person knows a crime has taken place, they are required by law to report it.

Not only is God a criminal, he is also an asshole. These are some characteristics of God that make me think he's an asshole:

• He's Jealous
• He's Hateful
• He's Spiteful
• He's Vengeful
• He's Sexist
• He's Greedy
• He's a Murderer

I still don't understand how anyone can 'live their life' for a person or entity like this. It boggles my mind. The worst part is that God is openly admits he is like that. He is an asshole.

Someone in our society with these characteristics would be sentenced to life without parole, or would be put to death. I would even advocate for it. God is an asshole. God is a criminal. 

Mike Wallace Dead at 93

Many of us grew up watching Mike Wallace on 60 Minutes. It was a very good show, and Mike Wallace was an even better reporter/journalist.

In remembrance of Mike Wallace, 60 Minutes will host a memorial show on Sunday, April 15.

Mike has been in the spotlight since the 40's where he made television and radio appearances. He was an actor, reporter, narrator, and host.

Wallace will be remembered for his hard-core interrogations and his personality. His last on-air interview was with steroid-user Roger Clemens back in 2008. His interview with Barbara Streisand was also one of his most memorable.

Thomas Kinkade Dies at 54

Thomas Kinkade Died

Well, after 54 years of life, Thomas Kinkade died of unknown causes. The painter was seen as a 'commercially-oriented' painter. Oh, well I suppose. The old guy was rich.He also had a dark side. 

According to reports, Thomas Kinkade loved to drink and drive. He also enjoyed defrauding people of their money, which he was eventually caught doing. His business was in shambles, and his life was going nowhere. Now he's dead. 

Okay, now his paintings will be worth substantially more. Maybe he painted while he was drunk off his ass? Maybe he made love to his dog while painting beautiful works of art - we don't know and probably never will. 

But, what we do know is that Thomas Kinkade is now dead and will be producing no art. He has gone, vanished. Thomas kincaid is now topsoil. 

Good bye Mr. Kinkyaid. You will be missed by someone. 

Resurrection, My ASS

Resurrection did not Occur

I don't care how many old, wrinkly preachers talk about the resurrection of Jesus Christ - it didn't happen. These are stupid stories that are passed down from generation to generation, and eventually become sensationalized. 

Sure, Jesus Christ was probably a real person. I'm certain he wasn't a white, long-haired hippy with blue eyes, but for the sake of argument, let's say he existed.

Aight, so he lived, broke the law, and died horribly on a cross. Crucifixion was a common way to kill people back then. The cross doesn't symbolize God anymore than Starbucks Coffee does. The whole idea of this guy rising from the dead and being brought to heaven is a joke. 

These religious nut cases that believe in resurrection are just that - nut cases. All religions should be banned; if you want to believe in some fictional being/entity, then so be it, but stop asking for tax-free havens to preach your stupid bullshit in. 

No one owes you anything, so stop begging for shit. 

Racially Charged Murders Make Tulsa News

Tulsa News: Die Nigger, Die

This Morning, Tulsa Police arrested two racists: Jake England and Alvin Watts. According to Tulsa News sources, England created posts on Facebook talking about the anniversary of his father's murder. England's father had been killed by a black man. England used racial slurs like Nigger to express his frustration. From there, England and Watts allegedly killed 3 black people and injured two more.  

The Tulsa shootings will outrage many Negros and I'm sure there will be retaliation from Tulsa's black community. To be honest, I hope rednecks and niggers start killing each other. There are currently too many of both in the country and pitting them against each other will definitely help weed them out. 

So, once again, something negative has hit Tulsa News and I'm sure this won't be the last of it. Rednecks and black people don't mix. Maybe some day blacks and whites will get along, but for now, I'm gonna' grab my popcorn and enjoy watching them kill each other off.   

And The Winning Lottery Numbers Are:

EDIT- CHECK BOTTOM FOR NUMBERS

          I don't know what the winning lottery numbers are because they haven't drawn yet. As far as I can tell, we still have 15 minutes to go, so hold on to your hats people. . . it's gonna' be a crazy ride. 

          Everyone who buys a ticket, regardless of the number of lottery numbers purchased, will have the same chance of winning: 1 in 176,000,000. So, if you are a lucky person, you still only have a 1 in 176 million chance of getting those 640million dollar lottery numbers. 

          I'm sure we would love winning mega million bucks, but let's face it. . . we aren't all going to win, so if you don't win, just go about your normal, mundane life and keep going on as usual. The Mega Millions Numbers will be on everybody's mind tonight as we wait in anticipation for what can be a life-changing experience. 

          I HAVE THE WINNING NUMBERS!!!! I already know it. Why do I know it? Because I do. lol

Good luck with the Winning Lottery Numbers. 




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THE WINNING LOTTERY NUMBERS ARE:


46 - 23 - 38 - 4 - 2 - Mega Ball: 23